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Fromage des Merdes
This supremely powerful cheese is not for the feint-hearted.
Nibblesden Vintage
A robust rodent cheddar in the classic English style.
KG Blue
The nectar of the gulags - this cheese was made by prisoners in Siberia for their captors. In the post-Soviet era it has enjoyed a resurgence in popularity as nostalgia for the communist past has increased.

Please note that due to health and safety restrictions this cheese cannot be shipped out. However, we will eat the cheese for you and send you a personalised email describing the entire gastronomic experience in lavish detail.